Legendary
Touched Ass™
Level 99
Achievement unlocked
Incidence 0.1%
Collectible internet achievements
Touch Grass.
Or Don't.
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Touched Ass™
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Touched Grass and Touched Ass™ are available for preview. Remaining titles are classified pending launch.
Common
Touched Grass
Level 1
Achievement unlocked
Incidence 42%
Outdoor exposure confirmed. Duration: brief. Recognition: none.
Legendary
Touched Ass™
Level 99
Achievement unlocked
Incidence 0.1%
Rare among developers. Verified by highly questionable technology.
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Do a thing. Get a badge. Post it.
That's the whole product. You touch grass, ship something, or otherwise survive the day. We mint a collectible for it. Rarity, incidence rate, the whole ceremony. Then you slap it on X, GitHub, Discord, or your site like it means something.
Officially recognized by nobody. Still looks better than another green square.
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